News is now coming to light that Canada has been investing heavily in anything and everything which increases global warming. As we all know, much of the land in the innocent country to our north is unusable, icy tundra. As global warming continues, Canada hopes to double its usable land area, bringing it a windfall of increased natural resources, more desirable weather, and untold riches.
One researcher stated that due to the weather changes, “Vancouver could become the Los Angeles”.
I’ve always known that Canadians have beady little eyes. I guess we now know why.